"Wow Roronoa Zoro is sooo hot!! <333"
I could go on
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
that was smooth as hell
this is like the 7th time to be on my dash, i will never not reblog this
My dog is fluffy.
your dog is my neighbor. my house is right behind your house. hello adam. I have found you.
tHaT iS a LiTtLe CrEePyNIGGA THAT IS NOT CREEPY HE’S MY NEIGHBOR AND HE DRIVES A PRIUS AND I USED TO GO OVER TO HIS HOUSE BEFORE AFTERNOON KINDERGARTEN AND HIS MOM WOULD MAKE ME PB&J BUT I HATED THAT SHIT SO I WOULD GO TO MY HOUSE AND MAKE PIZZA
We was tight as fuck.
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST ON TUMBLR OK
oH MY GOD, SCREAMING
forever reblog bc comments
This will forever make me laugh
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
i just ordered dominos and they gave me this
so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well
i am suing dominos and i hate america
i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever