Unknown creatures underground
N O P E
NO. NO. NO.
Yoshi…is that you…?
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
when yo crush is online
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
I thought they only drank coca cola
Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave
and I’m v proud of you uwu
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
THIS IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY NO
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK OLD SQUAD NO DON’T LEAVE!!
listening to your favorite band with your friend